Saturday, September 13, 2008

Alternatives to Palin for VP Emerge

Perhaps in response to the controversy swirling around Sarah Palin's lack of experience and questionable ethics, three additional candidates for Vice President have emerged. Below is a breakdown of each (with a link to further information):

Steve Urkel: He's certainly as diverse as Palin and being a genius certainly doesn't hurt. Much like Palin's glasses have brought on a sea of copycats, were Urkel to become VP, people would be hitching up their pants above their bellybuttons.

Screech: Like Urkel, Screech is smart. Unlike Urkel, Screech has managed to hang out with the cool kids (Zach, Slater, Kelly Kapowski). And, as an assistant principal in Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Screech is uniquely qualified to speak on education issues. However, he did star in a crappy porn movie, so that kinda hurts the family values thing.

Grimace: Perhaps the darkhorse candidate of the three (or is it purple-horse?), Grimace enjoys universal approval and name recognition. However, like Palin, people don't know where he stands on the issues. Heck, they don't even know WHAT he is.

Register YOUR vote on the poll and tell us who you support!


Anonymous said...

Palin and Mcsame sux! if they win Americans lose!

Anonymous said...

Anyone but McLame and Palin!

Anonymous said...

Wow, what intelligent arguments you make. I was going to vote for them, but now I just don't know.

Digger said...

I'm convinced. Let's start working on an Urkel-Screech dream ticket!